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[ *Ring Ring*

You've reached Parakarry. I'm not in at the moment so please leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Feel free to drop a VOICE MAIL, TEXT or just CALL him. Just leave a date and time.]

( Short Narration )


[Voice]
Mr. Falcon... correct?

I wanted to apologize for earlier. Watt and I... we didn't want to hurt you back then. It's just...it's just... please understand that neither of wanted to hurt you at all!

Bowser ordered us to attack you. I was afraid of what he might do if the two of us did not cooperate.

...He took our parents from us. He's blackmailing us with their lives.

*Parakarry meant to private it but in his panicked state, he forgot to do so*

Does anyone need a date for prom?

*Parakarry is lying on his side with an unamused expression on his face*

One of those chickens jumped out of my bag. I was able to kill it *he takes a deep breath* however, it pecked one of my wings beforehand.

*The camera pans out, revealing that his left wing has been turned to stone*

If anyone is passing my room, could you please help me?

(A note was slipped under the doors of all friends of Parakarry that aren't of the Mario, Luigi or Peach variety.)
( A plea for help )

Did you get a letter from Bowser too?

*Good Morning Smash Academy.

If you walk around campus this morning, you'll find a little store normally run by a certain mailman looks like it fell into the hands of vandals during the night.

Glass from broken windows is scattered all over the ground and door has been jammed open. Inside, shelves have been knocked down, packs of stationary and letters have been ripped into confetti and thrown about. Pencils have been broken and ink from pens has been spilled. Hundreds of stamps were licked and plastered all over the walls and ceiling. Letter openers were stuck to the wall like throwing darts.The lights have been broken, bulbs and all and someone had a field day with repainting the entire place with cans of spray paint which included doodles like this masterpiece.

There also a very startled kargoroc flying around the area in a panic since sunrise. The person/people responsible for this mess decided to give Ribbon a dye job before they ran off. They were even cruel enough to pluck some of the poor girl's tail feathers off.

The strangest part of this entire crime however has to be that on the checkout counter was the name "PARAKARRY" carved in giant capital letters. Now why would anyone write that? Parakarry wouldn't trash his own store now, would he?*
( Private to Bowser. Unhackable. )

I'm locking myself in my room next year.

( Private to Liquid )